Howl-O-Ween Horror Mixtape!

On Halloween night, the Shoppe of Horrors Video Store opens its doors through a haze of third-generation VHS crust to reveal . . . the HOWL-O-WEEN HORROR MIXTAPE! Oozing with blood, guts, and flesh-eating refrigerators, this unearthly compilation was stitched together from dozens of DIY terror-blasts to create a custom horror anthology that would make John Waters proud. Two-timing satanists! Exploding pumpkins! Middle-aged dads eating doughnuts while wearing rubber monster masks!